Famous Presidential Lies Contest
Written by, To The Point News
LBJ:
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We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)
Nixon:
GHW Bush:
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Read my lips - No New Taxes
Clinton:
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I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski
Obama:
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I will have the most transparent administration in history.
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The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
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I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
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The IRS is not targeting anyone.
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It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
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I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
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You didn't build that!
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I will restore trust in Government.
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The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
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The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
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It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
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Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
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We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
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I am not spying on American citizens.
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Obama Care will be good for America.
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You can keep your family doctor.
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Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
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If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
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It's just like shopping at Amazon.
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I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
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I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
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I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
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I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally
and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
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And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted
(12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
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If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
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If elected I will end the war in Irar and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
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I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
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I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
And the biggest one of all:
- "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend
the Constitution of the United States of America."
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2 comments:
Any words that he's ever uttered that are even remotely similar to "I love America."
Treasonous congress protects obama to protect themselves from the gallows.
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