Garriso Keillor once joked on Prairie Home Companion, asking: "Why can't Episcopalians play chess?" Answer? "Because they can't tell the difference between a bishop and a queen."
Given the contemporary trajectory of things coming to light closer to home (see, for example, the previous post below), I'm now tempted to ask: "Can Catholics still play chess?" I certainly hope so. But you'll forgive me for feeling the need to ask.