Sunday, July 21, 2013

Georgetown prez announces healthcare coverage per Sandra Fluke

Our undercover correspondent, Guy Noir, Private Eye, wired us the following sardonic memo this morning:
Georgetown University's new insurance policy was announced by a university-wide email blast from the school president himself, effectively declaring that the school health plan will now cover all the condoms and birth control pills necessary to let GU co-eds be as sexually active as they want to be. Hooray!!

From her own perch Sandra Fluke tweeted “@Georgetown will comply w/ #ACA #Obamacare #birthcontrol student policy this year! At last! Thx2 all who stood w/us!”

That steadfast opposition from the American Bishops was really something, wasn't it?
[Hat tip to JM]