Thursday, May 10, 2007

Off-color . . .

Don't read this if you're offended by off-color scatological humor, but if you've the stomach for a bit of earthy ribald humor for the weekend, here's one for the road: Our two-year-old daughter, Hannah, last night passed wind in her sleep of such magnitude and audible explosiveness that she woke herself up and started crying of fright. Her mother and father couldn't stop laughing for a full five or ten minutes -- crass philistines that they are.

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