"Who needs a brain when you have batteries?"

From our agent in Seattle:

In Washington State, a bus driver sheared the top 3 feet off his 12-foot bus by attempting to drive under a pedestrian overpass. The overpass had Clearance 9’ 0” written on it in large letters.

When asked why he had not been fazed by the sign on the overpass, the driver responded: “Well, the GPS *said* to go this way.”

As Snoopy famously remarked, while admiring his new pocket calculator:
“Who needs a brain when you have batteries?”

[Hat tip to K.K.]