Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The Bible according to school kids

The jewels found below are said to be written by actual students and are genuine, authentic, and unretouched. Compiled by Richard Lederer. They appear in the 12/31/95 issue of National Review.
"Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree."

"Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night."

"Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah."

"Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles."

"David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar."
Online source: THE BIBLE ACCORDING TO KIDS.

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