"War on terror set to finish"

This just in from today's Charlotte Observer in a letter to the editor: "According to a report we just got on the Internet, the Pentagon has announced formation of an elite fighting unit called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

"These volunteers from North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee will be dropped into Iraq. They have been given the following information about terrorists:

• "The season opened today.
• "There is no limit.
• "They taste like chicken.
• "They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
• "They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

"This mess in Iraq should be over in a week."