Monday, July 12, 2004

Kerry vows to restore 'Truth' to Presidency

Um . . . right. This is gonna really convince people of integrity to vote Democratic! "The value of truth is one of the most central values in America, and this administration has violated" it, John Kerry said in an interview with The Washington Post on Friday. "Their values system is distorted and not based on truth." Kerry and his running mate, J. Edwards of North Carolina, said in the interview aboard the Democrats' campaign plane Friday that the Bush administration has trampled on values, leaving voters "clamoring for restoration of credibility and trust in the White House again." Kerry and Edwards are all about integrity, they stressed. Kerry and Edwards have got "Truth" covered. After all, they've got Michael Moore, Dr. Truth himself, working on their team.

Underlining [=undermining] his commitment to TRUTH, Kerry who recently said he agrees with the Roman Catholic Church that life begins at conception, said he disagrees with his church's teaching that homosexuality is a sin. Edwards twice did not respond when asked if he, too, believes life begins at conception.

I am so on my KNEES out of respect for these guys! I'm sooooooo convinced . . . by Whoopi Goldberg's homily about Edward's youthful good looks and Senator Kerry's guitar playing at the recent Democratic Party happy hour in New York, I may just have to vote Democrat in this next election. For integrity. For truth. [And if you can't discern the cynicism in that, you're an idiot.]

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