Friday, July 01, 2005

"Supreme Court releases new slate of approved commandments"

This from The Curt Jester, June 30, 2005:
  1. We are the Supreme Court thy God. Thou shalt not have strange courts before us (Though we can appeal to foreign courts when it suits us).
  2. Thou shalt not take the names of the justices of the Supreme Court thy God in vain
  3. Remember thou keep the First Monday in October.
  4. Honor thy nine justices.

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