Thursday, April 29, 2004

Garrison Keillor on Kerry

  • John Kerry has two problems. People outside the northeast don't know who he is, and people inside the northeast do.

  • John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

  • What is John Kerry's favorite breakfast place?
    The Waffle House.
    What does he order?
    Flip-flop flapjacks.
(Courtesy of Prairie Home Companion, April 17, 2004)

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