Lenoir-Rhyne dean fired for looking too good?

The Lenoir-Rhyne Onion carries this article today: "Dean of Academic Programs fired for looking too good" (Lenoir-Rhyne Onion, June 1, 2007).

Highland Hall razed

The Lenoir-Rhyne Onion carries an article ("Highland Hall razed," The Lenoir-Rhyne Onion, June 1, 2007) on the demolition of the venerable old Highland Hall, which was carried out last week at Lenoir-Rhyne University at Old Dominion, NC. Read it and weep. (N.B. -- If a pop-up window appears asking for an authentication code, click on 'cancel', and you will be allowed to proceed).

Professor resigns, takes entry position for more pay

What can I say? It's The Lenoir-Rhyne Onion again: "Professor resigns, takes entry position for more pay" (LRO, March 7, 2007): "A senior professor at Lenoir-Rhyne University made history today by garnering a pay hike by resigning and getting himself re-hired by the University as entry-level assistant professor."