American Me

From Guy Noir- Private Eye:

An unstable nutcase is untouchable by the FBI: "For The Record: Omar Mateen, G4S Armed Security Guard" (June 12, 20106). [You gotta be freakin' kiddin me!!!]

But a good, Scripture-spouting, soldier is problematic according to the Marines. "A danger at her desk job, your honor, sir." - "Highest military court considers limits of religious liberty in uniform" (World, April 29, 2016).

Are you kidding me?

Meanwhile, we focus on the really important questions, like...

• Can Caitlyn Jenner use the guys' bathroom?
• Can Hillary have her own private server?
• Is Trump truly racist?
• Will Beyonce release another unreleased song?
• Can we maybe outlaw guns and also legalize drugs?
  or, most emotionally,
• How many people will attend the next candlelight vigil?

Who cares and Whatever.

Gotta go now, and download the latest single from Kanye West.