Voice of the Family: Pope appoints leading doctrinal 'pastoral' revisionists to Synod

My, oh my! "Pope appoints leading opponents of Catholic doctrine to Ordinary Synod" (Voice of the Family, September 15, 2015):

Appointees who will be attending solely because of the Holy Father's invitation:

• Godfried Cardinal Danneels, Archbishop Emeritus of Mechlin-Brussels
• John Cardinal Dew, Archbishop of Wellington
• Walter Cardinal Kasper, President Emeritus of the Pontifical Council for Christian Unity
• Oscar Andrés Cardinal Rodríguez Maradiaga, Archbishop of Tegucigalpa
• Christoph Cardinal Schönborn, Archbishop of Vienna
• Donald Cardinal Wuerl, Archbishop of Washington
• Archbishop Blaise Cupich, Archbishop of Chicago

Others whose presence at the Synod should cause some concern:

• Lorenzo Cardinal Baldisseri, General Secretary of the Synod
• Reinhard Cardinal Marx, Archbishop of Münich and Freising
• Vincent Cardinal Nichols, Archbishop of Westminster
• Archbishop Salvatore Fisichella, President of the Pontifical Council for New Evangelization
• Archbishop Bruno Forte, Special Secretary of the Synod
• Archbishop Diarmuid Martin, Archbishop of Dublin
• Archbishop Heiner Koch, Archbishop of Berlin
• Archbishop Vincenzo Paglia, President of the Pontifical Council for the Family
• Bishop Franz-Josepf Hermann Bode, Bishop of Osnabrück
• Bishop Johan Bonny, Bishop of Antwerp
• Bishop Jean-Paul Vesco, Bishop of Orans

Read the rest of these concerned analyses here and here.

But of course this is all just a ruse by which to entertain the media and keep us all on our toes -- a brilliant tactical feint by which they're only seeming to lurch left, but at the last minute, are in fact going to lurch right and pull a Torquemada on us. Right? There ya go: thought we were gonna go all soft and theologically mushy on ya, didn't ya? Didn't know we were gonna start roast heretics again, eh? Gotchya good!