Hilarious: Greenpeace Santa warns Christmas cancelled due to global ... warming!

For all of those in Rio Linda who are still worried about global warming, and perhaps like Al Gore, also believe that our oversized carbon footprint of auto emissions is responsible for the shrinking polar ice caps on Mars -- this is for you:


In the meantime, our lows are supposed to reach 9 degrees day-after-tomorrow. Don't know about where you live, but St. Nick is reporting right on schedule here.

"Earliest Subzero Temps Since ’95; More Bitter Cold And Snow Coming" (CBS Chicago, December 10, 2013)