The poor Queen

"In case you see the Queen of England in line at the Wal-Mart service desk" (Saint Louis Catholic, April 2, 2009):

For Her Majesty's sake, I should say, "on line" or "in queue".

However you express it, though, she is probably trying to return that i-pod Obama gave her that is loaded with his speeches.

Bleh.

[Hat tip to J.M.]