A thought for Lent

• I consider the Ten Commandments and face Heaven like a Breakfast Optimist.

  * What's the last time I've murdered someone?
  * Committed adultery?
  * Stolen?

• I consider the Seven Deadly Sins and face the Tribunal of Heaven in evening terror.

  * Lust?
  * Gluttony?
  * Greed?
  * Sloth?
  * Anger?
  * Envy?
  * Pride?

  AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!