The jewels found below are said to be written by actual students and are genuine, authentic, and unretouched. Compiled by Richard Lederer. They appear in the 12/31/95 issue of
National Review.
"Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree."
"Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night."
"Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah."
"Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles."
"David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar."
Online source:
THE BIBLE ACCORDING TO KIDS.
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