Trust this man? ... Are you out of your mind?

Before half our nation settles down for its honeymoon with candidate John Kerry in the months and weeks ahead, and before all the "undecided" folks start their squinting at his skillfully-spun media images of the man to see if he "looks presidential," let them take a few moments to ask themselves: would they buy a used care from this man? Just who do they think this guy is?

Well . . . let me see . . .

• a "decorated" veteran ... whom almost no vet trusts ...
  
• a self-styled "Catholic" candidate ... who despises Catholic moral teaching and whom the Church considers excommunicated ...
  
• a hardliner with a get tough policy toward Saudi Arabia ... with a get soft policy toward Iran ...
  
• a one-time "staunch opponent" of abortion ... who now speaks at rallies in support of the abortion industry ...
  
• a family man ... who stumps in support of same-sex marriages" ...
  
• a fiscal conservative ... who wants to cut medical spending while liberally increasing medical coverage ...
  
• a faithful husband ... who sees a young blonde on the side after hours ...
  
• a good Democrat who wants to increase minimum wage to $7.00/hour ... while jump-starting the economy ...
  
• an exemplary citizen of uncommon decency ... who flips the bird at protesters ...

Look: even Garrison Keillor had the sense on his show, Prairie Home Companion, to recently get it right:

• What is John Kerry's favorite breakfast place?
• The Waffle House.
• What did he order?
• Flip-flop jacks.

CAVEAT SUFFRAGATOR! ("Let the voter beware!")